have you ever wondered what you would look like with an african safari scene projected onto your face?

because I did 

and now I know

follow your dreams everybody

a simple letter, for example the letter ‘b’, placed in exactly the right place, for example at the beginning of the second word of the name of the animal that is the USA’s national emblem, makes a world of difference

say “I love your sideburns” to every single person you meet because eventually you’ll have paid someone a really nice compliment

pay attention to what you listen to because you can then let it inform how you speak and it will make things generally better for you

I hope I get put in the friend zone a lot in my life I love friendships and I think it’s super neat that there’s a whole zone dedicated to them

this is the face of a guy who spent his whole day watching boy meets world this is the face of a boy who has met world

radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool

I love that trick where you press your arms against a door frame for a bit and then move out of it and they rise because when people show it to each other what they are really doing is saying “woah look how weird and incredible our bodies are” but without even realizing it, haha so many people have been suckered into appreciating the miracle of the intricacies of human physical forms